Friday, 9 January 2009

Random Bushism Generator

This is hilarious.

A few choice examples:

"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." 12 November 2008

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." 29 September 2000


Gorilla Bananas said...

These human-fish relationships never work. The fish always wants to kiss open-mouthed right from the start. Mermaid-fish relationships can work with tail-on-tail action.

Anonymous said...

You're a bitch. A stupid, populist biatch! Till we meet at Benares... Get stuffed! I'm wearing my T-shirt YOU got me from grand ole america....